Watson and Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they went inside their tent, lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

“Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!”

Perfect Relationship

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.

Waiting for u

I will be waiting for you no matter

how long it takes for you to come around,

 i will wait no matter how painful the time spent apart;

 i will wait for you. no matter how long it goes by that

we dont talk i will wait for you, i have been waiting and

will continue to wait for you, i miss you and love you so much,

 i need you and i want you.

coz until the last breath leaves my body i will wait for you.

 but it  seems like yesterday when I said ‘I do’
And after all this time my heart still burns for you

Oh, yeah
You’re my safest place to hide

Love

What is Love?
Love is a slow kiss goodnight.
It’s anticipation.

Love is flirting outrageously and still remembering that the person at your side is not obligated to do anything.
It’s respect.

Google overtakes Yahoo:Woo Hoo

Google overtook Yahoo as the second most popular Internet destination for Web surfers worldwide in November while Microsoft held on to the top spot, ComScore reported.

Slightly more than 736 million people around the world traveled the Internet last month, with 475,713 of them visiting Google websites and 475,262 going to Yahoo online properties, according to industry tracker ComScore.

Websites of Redmond, Washington-based software giant Microsoft were visited by 501,720 people, the rating tally revealed.

Customer care in 2020

Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”
>
> Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
>
> Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
>
> Customer: “It’s eh…,
hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610″
>
> Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu.
> Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is
> 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
>
> Customer: “Home! How did you get all my Phone Number’s?
>
> Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
>
> Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
>
> Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
>
> Customer: “How come?”
>
> Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure
> and even higher Cholestrol level Sir”
>
> Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
>

Speeding Ticket

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.“Is there a problem Officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The man responds, “I lost it four times for drink driving.”

The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman says, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

Top 10 Hip hop tracks of all time

10 | Afrika Bambataa – Planet Rock | Listen |

9 | Public Enemy – Fight The Power | Listen |

8 | Audio Two – Top Billin’ | Listen |

7 | Nas – The World Is Yours | Listen |

6 | Pete Rock & CL Smooth – They Reminisce Over You | Listen |

5 | Eric B & Rakim – Lyrics of Fury | Listen |

4 | 2Pac – Dear Mama | Listen |

3 | Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – The Message | Listen |

2 | The Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight | Listen |

1 | Common Sense – I Used To Love H.E.R. | Listen |

Best Hip Hop albums of all time

Man this was a tough one for me as i am crazy about hip hop and was really a hard thing to select my top 10 albums in the hip hop history.

#1. Nas – Illmatic

Often heralded as the “hip-hop bible” by fans and critics alike, Illmatic is proof that you don’t need an hour long CD to create a classic album. Nas crammed into 39 minutes more potent material than most rappers could manufacture in twice that amount of time. With A-list producers – DJ Premier, Large Professor, Pete Rock and Q-Tip (from A Tribe Called Quest) supplying the beats, 19 year old Nasir Jones dispensed endless chains of multi-syllabic rhymes throughout the album, tossing vivid imageries and metaphors like confetti. Illmatic is the paradigm of exotic lyricism and stellar production. Not only is this the greatest hip-hop album of all time, it’s the most essential hip-hop album. In fact, fans without at least one original copy of Illmatic in their collection should be written a ticket by the hip-hop police!

Top Tracks

• Halftime
• It Ain’t Hard To Tell
• The World Is Yours
• New York State of Mind
• Memory Lane

Dynamic torrent searcher

Dynamic Torrent Searcher 3.2

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* Search results include full information
* Direct download of .torrent files
* Saves you loads of time
* Add your own torrent websites
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What’s New?

- The size for each result is now formatted and converted to MB. This fixes the sorting issue with the Size column.
- Fixed the function which handles the uploading of a newly created definition file. The old function was most likely to return an error and/or send the wrong values to the server.
- Made some updates in the code.
- The Definitions folder includes the latest definition files.

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